Hello, there! Sherlock, here. And you would be Dr. Watson, I presume? Oh, I do hope so! I’ve been waiting for you for so long! When I was caged in the laboratory, I imagined the life I would have one day: my very own bed in my very own home with my very own person who would love me! We’d be a team, me and my Watson! Sure, we’d solve some elementary mysteries along the way, but mostly we’d share good meals, explore our ‘hood on long walks, and play…